Hippo doesn’t have time for this
Hippo got shit to do.
Hippo got swimming to do.
Hippo got shit to do and places to be
ain’t nobody fuck with hippo
And then you realize that Forrest knows about his condition all along and your heart breaks a little.
OH MY GOD SHUT UP WITH THE ABLEIST PITY.
I’m really jealous of girls with cute laughs because it’s probably such a turn off when a guy tells a joke and I start making seal noises.
This makes me laugh. everytime. I will never not reblog this
THIS IS MY NUMBER 1 FAVORITE THING OON THIS GOD FORSAKEN SITE
wanting to talk to someone really bad
but they ignore your message
and you see them talking to other people