• gurlfriend: happy fathers day
  • bf: but im not a dad
  • gf: :)


parralex0889:

willyciraptor:

thesassylorax:

cygnettoswan:

4gifs:

Hippo doesn’t have time for this

Hippo got shit to do.

Hippo got swimming to do.

Hippo got shit to do and places to be

ain’t nobody fuck with hippo



seraphfeathers:

And then you realize that Forrest knows about his condition all along and your heart breaks a little.

OH MY GOD SHUT UP WITH THE ABLEIST PITY.



uglyh:

I’m really jealous of girls with cute laughs because it’s probably such a turn off when a guy tells a joke and I start making seal noises.



ewok-gia:

*flicks holy water on you* leave



lackyannie:

theangiec:

This makes me laugh. everytime. I will never not reblog this 

THIS IS MY NUMBER 1 FAVORITE THING OON THIS GOD FORSAKEN SITE







“Don’t confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am. My attitude depends on who you are.” — Frank Ocean (via versacetits)



togepied:

wanting to talk to someone really bad
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but they ignore your message
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and you see them talking to other people
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